I just chucked the bag of chocolate chips that were taunting me from the cupboard - they were evil, PURE EVIL! I have a sign in my kitchen that says, "Chocolate makes my clothes shrink". When I bought it I thought it was funny and clever and cute. Now I just want to throw it through the window because it's funny and clever and cute, and cruel and honest and TRUE!!
I love all those studies that say how "GOOD" dark chocolate is for you.... in *moderation.*." Who the bleep eats chocolate in moderation??!! There are 365 days in a year. Maybe (maaaaaybe) I could eat chocolate in moderation for 30 of those days, but for the other 335 days I'm chewing that smooth, creamy, fat filled, dark brown, "I think I've died and gone to heaven," melting glob of pure utopia, like it's my last meal.
Aaaaaaaanyway, I think this was just a venting post more than anything. Thanks for suffering through the babbling. Begone evil chocolate - YOU will not win!
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