Chocolate Makes My Clothes Shrink

I have a little sign in my kitchen that reads, "Chocolate Makes My Clothes Shrink".  I bought it back when I was at a normal weight.  I thought it was cute and funny back then.....it's not that funny right about now.  I was considering trashing it, but I think I won't.  I think I'm going to keep it as a reminder that chocolate, and all that's in chocolate, and all of chocolate's evil friends have in fact, caused my body to get fat, which has made my clothes stop fitting or fit much much tighter.  The clever wording of a sign isn't going to change reality.